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Who am I? I'm the voice inside your head; radic'ly tryna dramatic'ly become something unsaid.

DJDj @NeoAlchemist247




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Posted by NeoAlchemist247 - April 17th, 2021

Below you will find links to all the music I've poured my soul into over the years. I hope you'll listen and enjoy!

Recently I noticed that Newgrounds added a nifty little playlist creation feature, so I went ahead and organized some of my songs into a few playlists- It would be cool if you checked those out, too!

Hope you have an awesome time here- and please don't hesitate to tell me what you think; I'm always trying to improve!

PS: In case you're viewing this from elsewhere besides my profile, here's a handy link:

DJDj's Music Library



Posted by NeoAlchemist247 - April 13th, 2021

Today I turned 28 years old!

Man, time flies. It seems like literally yesterday I was goofing off with my best friend on a free audio program called Audacity, recording ditties from my Casio keyboard and dreaming of becoming a punk rock star.

Now here we are and it’s been 17 years and over 150 tracks for better and for worse. I want to take a moment and just be thankful.

I know I could just as easily not be alive- I mean, I was there when a semi hit me and put me in a coma in 2009. I was there when people broke into my apartment and robbed me at knifepoint in 2012. I delivered pizza to some pretty shady neighborhoods from 2014-2016. To give you an idea how bad it was: one night I was forced to the ground by police as a chopper shined its spotlight on the street. They were searching for an active shooter and I just happened to walk through there at the wrong time. Just another Tuesday in those parts.

These and many more mark instances in my life wherein my life may have simply ceased to be. Many people’s lives cease to be every day, and I’m left wondering why I’m so lucky to be given another year.

That is, until I think of my listeners, my kids, my family. The people that listen to what I create. Sure, I’m no celebrity. But if my music makes a difference in one person’s life then it was all worth it in the end.

I hope I’ve made you all enjoy life a little bit more at some point or another.




Posted by NeoAlchemist247 - April 8th, 2021

I’ve got a real fun song in the works!

Holding off on releasing it, though. I wanna try something I’ve never done before here:

*pause for dramatic effect*

I wanna make a flash music video.

Well. I want to collaborate with an animator to make one, at least. I’ve got a really good idea of what I wanna do with it in mind, but I need to find the right animator and determine the cost. If any of you are interested, fire me a message and let me know! I’ll probably post in the collaborations area, as well, when I get closer to completion.

Stay awesome!


Posted by NeoAlchemist247 - January 27th, 2021

Together, through love:

We will find peace.

Hatred and obstinacy is a big feeling. It envelopes and commandeers our minds and our personas without our knowledge. I should know- it has done to me the very same.

But in those darkest moments we cannot give sway to our nightmares, our loss and anger. We must hold fast to creativity and benevolence; one and all. This is the only way to bring about true equality, freedom without bloodshed.

”You know that it is written to love thy neighbor as thyself, but nay, I say verily unto you: love even thy enemy as thyself.”

I hope you enjoy my music.


Posted by NeoAlchemist247 - January 22nd, 2021

So I just realized how to find my old posts here. And boy, do I wish I hadn't. I mean, I guess it could be worse. But I found some comments I made while drunk last year on a post about fast food, of all things.

What a stupid thing to do to another person. What a stupid way to wreck a public image.

I just wanted to say I'm sorry, Newgrounds. And I'm sorry to anybody on this site that I've been rude or mean to over the years.

You guys are awesome and you deserve better from me. I want to assure you that that was a side of me that is gone now. I'm currently almost 7 months sober- I guess I just didn't realize that Newgrounds.com was on my amends list until now.

Is there anything I can do to make it up to you? How can I make this right? I truly am so very sorry, and I feel helpless right now. Completely unable to fix it.



Posted by NeoAlchemist247 - January 19th, 2021

Welcome to my page, everybody.

This is a sacred place to me. A place where I could share my music. A place where I could be myself.

I’ve always aspired to be somebody others could look up to, but as life came at me I know I didn’t do a great job at that. I’m trying harder than ever now, though. Not just for myself, but for you all. I want to make you proud to know me, proud to be my friend.

I am about 6.5 months sober and going strong. I’m surprised to find that music hasn’t left me in my sobriety, and I want to encourage others that might be struggling the same way not to give up.

You’re not alone. Things will get better. But I know your pain. I’ve felt it. And I put it into my music here.

I hope you all enjoy it. Much love,




Posted by NeoAlchemist247 - December 19th, 2020

Here’s my art and stuff.


Posted by NeoAlchemist247 - November 28th, 2020

Whats up, fam?

Wow, time really flies. Feels like just yesterday that I typed the post before this one.

This is just to let people that follow me know I'm A-okay! I haven't contracted any virus and I haven't fallen into any abandoned wells. I'm just about 5 months sober and the future is looking bright!

I want to thank you all for following me through this journey. It's sure been a long one, and I see lots of names on my feed all the time that feel more like family than just internet entities. I love seeing you guys still creating, still listening, still living.

Stay strong

You're not alone


Posted by NeoAlchemist247 - July 12th, 2020

This is my last apology. I have been spiraling out of control for years now. My alcoholism and my poor judgement have cost me many things- not the least of which is my peace of mind.

Something that ranks high up there is my friendship with an abrasive but caring friend. Rusta. People on this site are probably just about sick of hearing me apologize over and over- but I keep messing up over and over.

But no more.

I have finally admitted that I am powerless to the effects of alcohol, my life has become unmanageable. I’ve joined AA, and am celebrating the end of my 5th day successfully sober. I plan to stay this way the rest of my life.

Over the years, I have insulted others and embarrassed myself. I have been a fool and wasted countless opportunities- but no more. The next time I work on music, it will be to actually do so professionally, fully sober, and with the intention of inspiring others to live life the same way.

Rusta, you’re the first I want to apologize to. You’ve seen me come back and go out into that endless sea of drunkenness so many times. You’ve forgiven me far more times than I’ve deserved, but you always came back. Even this most recent time, you gave me another undeserved chance, which I squandered.

Now I’m asking for one more, undeserved chance. But this time, it shall not be squandered. I have found my place. I have hit rock bottom, and realized the truth. I am an alcoholic- and I am so very legitimately sorry for how I’ve behaved.




Posted by NeoAlchemist247 - February 12th, 2020

So glad you could make it.

Here is an amalgamation of my life’s work in art. It isn’t much, and you don’t get to see any of the dumb movies/videos I made with my friends, but I put my heart into it.

for those that didn’t know me, this will introduce you to me. To those that have known me, this will help you know me better.


one video of me you could find: “Video to Johnathon” is on my old decrepit YouTube profile Shadow224477. It’s a strange attempt at improv comedy from when I was 15.

have a nice day