NeoAlchemist247's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hundred Thousand Sub Club]

Winner winner chicken... hammer

[Funky Stuff]

...woah. Do you do commissions?

Sevi responds:

Yep

[A Normal Human Relationship]

For a starters creation, not bad. Kind of annoying- only because it reminds me of my ex mother in law. Lmao.

Syntrus responds:

Only in animation lol. That’s Birtha for you...

[Humanity is Exhausting : Foamy The Squirrel]

"The internet is literal ear-rape in visual form, I can't stand it."

-The Squirrel, Foamy

This is my new favorite quote of all time.
~DJDj

[Starship Goldfish Pilot]

This is mainstream-worthy material right here!

I thoroughly enjoyed that entire video, and thats saying something. I typically cant keep my attention more than a few minutes on a video, but this one kept me interested the WHOLE way through.

SO funny! The writing was fantastic and the timing superb! The voice acting was on point 100% of the time and the music/animation style just really vibed well together.

The scene where they were shown the mosoleum brought me literal goosebumps. Well portrayed.

Perhaps one day I'll be able to lend my vocal talents to your team of voice actors! Boy, wouldnt that be a gas? Just message me if you ever want a unique voice for the show- Id be excited and honored to show you what I could do!

~DJDj

[Overwatch Noir]

I love this so much. Really. Its tragic and beautiful and UUUGHH!!! Why did you make that context error?!?!? You mustve been rushed or tired. I totally give you the benefit of the doubt, man. Or maybe I saw things wrong. But to me? It looked like the movie /Shouldve/ ended with a dramatic slowmo of the bullet he fires through his head smashing through her visor. They way you did it, it all ends with her crying over his body, completely unharmed even though the video starts with her /graphically/ taking a bullet between the eyes with a look of surprise. I dunno... I just feel like you took us to the edge and cut us off at the climax on this one. Still 5/5 though. It was THAT GOOD.

~DJDj

[A Life Without Facebook]

This is some hardcore art, man. I have mad respect for this. I think its creepy. I'll tell you that right off the bat. Something makes me love it and feel addicted to watching it because it brings it brings a sick sense of relief... I wonder why that is?

Because the whole issue is creepy when you think too deeply into it. This makes me feel less alone. I know I'm not the only one that sees it.

Its beautiful, man. As an artist myself, I salute you. Full on. I hope to see more epic content from you in the future!

[Girl Gamers]

I happen to be a guy, and I happen to just not give no uffs. People should do whatever they want in videogames, that's what they're for, anyways, right? I mean. It's a lot better to mow down 158 people with an AK-47 in a videogame than real life... right? XD

That said, I don't really have an opinion on women who play as women vs women who play as men in games- just another personal preference thing, I guess. I do, however, find it INCREDIBLY annoying when my teammates stop communicating with me in a tactically-delicate situation just because a girl who is probably 12 years old anyways hops on the mic. It's just sad, really.

Great flash, though! Friggin hilarious. Pretty accurate, too, psychologically. I like how the preppy-chick insults the actual gamergirl on her bra size when her boobs are smaller in reality. That's pretty accurate, too. XD

[Calvin & Hobbes Dance]

Iused to love reading those comics, as well. Great work on this. Really stays true to their characters , even though it's the first time I've ever seen them animated.

10/10